Porter Funnies-Fall/Winter 2012!

Porter--Age 4+  [picture 12/6/12]

• We were cleaning.  Porter:  "I know how to party!"  9/8
• Staying at Steiners & boys went to school on bus.  Porter ran after the bus one day saying, "I have to catch the bus 'cause I want to talk to the school bus man."  9/10
• Porter asked for help to rush to the bathroom.  "Hurry it's going to poop out!"  9/11
• "Hey Mom, are you a princess?"  What a question!  Love him.  9/12
• Dropped Porter off at preschool & he said to me, "Get in the car & don't take a picture of my preschool."  Well yes sir bossy boy.  Geez.  Nothing wrong with taking pictures.  9/14
• In Porter's prayer:  "Bless me that I can go to the Temple & see Jesus & be a missionary."  9/15
• "I want to go inside Temple next morning."  9/21
• Porter eating ice cream:  "Only my face is a mess."  9/27
• Porter stands back to back to me & said, "Let's see if I'm bigger than you...nopes!  But I'm getting taller than you!"  11/2
• I asked Porter to make his bed.  "Hey, do you know ninja's don't do chores--they fight!"  11/3
• "I won't be a brownie face anymore!"  (He meant brat...not sure what brownie meant or came from.)  11/12
• "America means you have to be patient.  Jesus wants you to be nice.  Don't be mean."  Guess he wants a nicer Mommy.  11/16
• "I want to see Jesus."  What a sweet righteous desire.  Someday son.  11/16
• Prayer about my friend Aubri Cox:  "Bless Aubri.  Bless Aubri to come to my house next later & I go to Aubri's house."  11/18
• Talking about Aubri:  "I'm not scared talking to her."  11/25
• We were in the car.  Out of nowhere Porter said, "Everyone's going somewhere."  11/26
• "I don't need to go potty--see I'm not dancing!  You dance if you need to go potty."  Good point.  11/28
• "I want to hold the moon!"  11/30
• "Mommy do you know how to roll a snowball?...Then teach me."  12/1
• "When I get bigger I want to ride Santa's sleigh & go to his workshop!"  12/1
• Picked up Porter from preschool & he said, "Mommy I have a girlfriend.  [Ask her name]  I don't know...can't tell you.  I'll show you the next morning."  12/5
• Porter told me that in hospitals we "hold babies & get band-aids".  12/5
• "Aaron is my Daddy.  Aaron looooves Jed.  'Cause Jed is his friend."  12/8
• Porter did his hair & when I told him we needed to go he said, "I need to get it bigger 'til it's pokey!"  12/9
• "When I get big I'll have no hair & a beard just like my Dad."  12/13
• "I wish I could see Jesus......Jesus speaks to bad guys & tells them not to be mean to Him."  12/13
• Talking about cousin Landon:  "I love my friend.  He's my best buddy.  He doesn't push or hit me."  12/22
• "Mom want to see my whole body?  It's getting way bigger.  I got a lot more water so I can get big."  12/30

Common phrases:  "I can't beweeve (believe) this." //  "Are you serious me?!?!"  Translation:  Are you serious?!

Friends Nicknames for Porter:  Hoarder, Quarter, Porker